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I had to leave my car at the supermarket because I drank a box of wine while I was waiting at the checkout.
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To neigh or not to neigh? That is equestrian
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When asked by a passenger how high he would get, the pilot replied,'I don't do drugs.'
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Not my dog, but funny anyway!

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I tried wrapping Christmas presents, but I didn't have the gift.
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  • 7/30/12
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
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When my friends don't automatically text me back, I assume they're dead before I assume they don't want to text me back.

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Coffee and Cheetos, the best thing to get you through a 14 hour day.

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  • 7/31/12
I often wonder with swimming so many events if Phelps ever dives in the pool and thinks “oh ### what stroke”?