Question: How did Christopher Columbus finance his trip to America? Answer: With the Discover Card.

CORNY!!!! Paul. But I did love the one about the silver body suit and what year is it????? Let me know how that works out for you----LOL.

Pickup Line: Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.

Pickup Line: Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.

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priceless !!!!  lol !!!!

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they've trained me to be happy with just a fried peanut butter and banana sammich... uh huh

ANOTHER UFO sighting in Canada? That's it. I'm moving to Canada.

Starbucks emailed to tell me that I'm being downgraded from "Gold star level" to "Green level." Great. My parents are going to kill

IT'S SO HOT

......you discover that in July it only takes two fingers to steer your car.

.....the potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter.

......the cows are giving evaporated milk.

.....farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.

Oops

Saddam Hussein and fourteen of the 19 September 11 hijackers are still on the federal "No Fly" list.