Tom Cruise admits that he still does the Risky Business underwear dance when hes at home alone. He calls it his "dance of freedom".

In Baltimore, the Psychic Friends Network has filed for bankruptcy. They say they never saw it coming.

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Where do you find these?????  Sometimes if I read them while I'm at work I'm sitting there giggling to myself....one of my doctors is going to think I need medication

Or self medicating

LOL

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea, I don't know I have direct tv...

lol @  Darwin once ate an owl. It was a real hoot.

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A blonde walks into a pawn shop...

Blonde: Can I buy that T.V. in the window?
Manager: Sorry, we don't sell to blondes.
The next day the blonde come to the pawn shop with a wig on.
Blonde: Hey manager, can I buy that T.V. in the window?
Manager: Sorry we don't sell to blondes.
Blonde: How did you know that I am a blonde?
Manager: Because that's not a T.V., its a microwave!

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and

asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that

one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said,

'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?'

'HELLLOOOOOOO......,' answered the blonde. 'They're watch

dogs'!

There is a law on the books of Detroit, Michigan that states that Alligators may not be tied to fire hydrants.

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It is possible for any American citizen to give whatever name he or she chooses to any unnamed mountain or hill in the United States.

I used to sell computer parts, but then I lost my drive.

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