(pun)  If the devil lost his tail, where could he find a new one? At a store where they retail spirits.

funny @ Yesterday I saw a magician take 12 cents worth of ripped denim and charge my girlfriend $149 for it.

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gee willikers!!
lol !!

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Darwin once ate an owl. It was a real hoot.

If you think I'm a lousy driver, wait until you see me putt.

If you think I'm a lousy driver, wait until you see me putt.

LOL, that is sidesplitting.  Paul you must be the life and soul of the party. "Wait til you see me putt"

Please tell me this is one  you made up?  I'd pay to fly you to NY. You are a very funny man. Do you do this professionally?  You should.

Your MOB must think you are the best.   Great stuff.

The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.~ Socrates

I try to stay in touch with reality but lately it won't return my calls.

In Alaska, it is legal to shoot bears. However, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.

Tom Cruise admits that he still does the Risky Business underwear dance when hes at home alone. He calls it his "dance of freedom".

In Baltimore, the Psychic Friends Network has filed for bankruptcy. They say they never saw it coming.

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