Paul,
I'm laughing right now and it felt good....
Thanks a $$$$$$$$$,
2005
Cuba's government plans to build 13 new golf courses by 2020. So... um, no reason for anybody to ever defect anymore, right?
Just heard the Hank Haney interview on @dpshow. First reaction: Somebody get me a Popsicle.
WooHoo!!!! Made a HIO today in the pro am and won a year supply of Oreo's. Anyone want some?
Win McMurry ? @WinMcMurryGC
According 2 @dpshow: Trautwig (MSG) & Coachman (ESPN) both said bulging di*k on-air last night re.
Should I buy Hank Haney book? To buy makes me a hypocrite but likely a juicy read. Conclusion - give it a big miss for now.
Liselotte Neumann announced as Europe's Solheim Cup captain.
U.S. captain Meg Mallon counters with best Seinfeld impersonation: "NEUMANN!"
Just had 30-minute phone conversation with Rocco Mediate. Actually, I listened for the last 29:45. My fault, though. I asked him a question.
Vijay Singh ? @VijaySinghGolf
Ultimate relaxation... Good meal - couch - glass of wine
Bud Cauley leads Shell Houston Open early after birdie-birdie start. Just 70 more and that would be a record or something.
Davis Love III ? @Love3d
Diesel for my pickup 4.29, wonder what it is at dock, happy I don't have a boat with 1200 gal tank now!
Jason Sobel ? @JasonSobelGC
Carl Pettersson is Shell Houston Open clubhouse leader. Nickname is Swedish Redneck, which is only marginally better than Reddish Swedneck.