If steroids are illegal for athletes, shouldn't photoshop be illegal for models?

I roasted a duck last night, but I don't think he got the jokes.

If Fe = Iron does Female = Iron Man?

What if Rhino's are just fat Unicorns? Then the myth would be real and they'd just need a good workout regiment..

Are people who manufacture table tops "counterproductive"?

 

  

I can just look at my coach and tell if she's mad. It's like I have ESPN or something.

THESE ARE ALL SOOOOOOOO CLEVER!!!!  HOW DO YOU COME UP WITH THEM?????

YOU HAVE ME LAUGHING OUT LOUD, TOO!!!

Laughing is good for all of us.

;-)))

Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself?