About 12 hours 'til Nicklaus, Palmer and Player hit ceremonial tee shots. Hey, fellas: Nobody would complain if you kept going. Just sayin'.
Complaints about lack of early-round TV coverage. It's strategy. Augusta National is a cute girl playing hard-to-get. Now you want her more.
Sandy Lyle makes the turn in 46. I've made turns going even faster than that around Augusta side streets this week.
Rory McIlroy opens with double-bogey on the first hole. On the bright side, at least there are no cabins over there
Sergio Garcia is on the leaderboard despite playing with an injured fingernail. Might be the greatest comeback since Hogan got hit by a bus.