LOL . . . LOL . . . LOL . . .
You're right, Mom and Pops probably had to include extra cash in the family budget, to cover the cost of all the broken windows in the subdivision from Tiger's driving range set up in the front yard !
Instead of "TIME OUT", Mom probably put our Tiger in a "BUNKER" in the living room; which explains why he has created such amazing bunker-shot defense out there on the golf course.
Tiger probably thought his BABY CRIB was the golf clubhouse, where he signed his score card.
Thats our TIGER !!