LOL, SHEN . . .
You're on fire tonight, girl . . .
Obviously, Tiger's school teachers had no choice but to call him by his official name Eldrick; however, (in competition), I still think Tiger would find it very odd for anyone to call him Eldrick. Many young kids today weren't born when Tiger was in school; therefore, probably never heard the name Eldrick used in relation to Tiger Woods.
EYE BELIEVE . . . when someone (anyone) today uses the name "Eldrick", they are trying to make a point about something (with sarcasm or with contempt); not just to say hello.
I agree, interacting here at Club Tiger is great fun . . .
EYE look forward to it.
LOL . . . LOL . . . LOL . . .
You're right, Mom and Pops probably had to include extra cash in the family budget, to cover the cost of all the broken windows in the subdivision from Tiger's driving range set up in the front yard !
Instead of "TIME OUT", Mom probably put our Tiger in a "BUNKER" in the living room; which explains why he has created such amazing bunker-shot defense out there on the golf course.
Tiger probably thought his BABY CRIB was the golf clubhouse, where he signed his score card.
Thats our TIGER !!