lol !!!

@  hair hurt!!!

funny.

ok     i will give you the answers but here is another joke first.

A mother said, Son its time to get up and go to school
Mom, her son replied.  nobody at school likes me  -- the students dont, the teachers dont,
the bus drivers don't   and  i don't want to go to school
His mom firmly said.  Son, you must go to school.  You are healthy, you have a lot to learn, and
you are a leader  and besides .......   you are the principal.

hey Gamms. 

:-)

What is the longest word in the English language?
Smiles.  there's a mile between each of the S's.

What word starts with E and has only one letter in it?
Envelope.

What makes math such hard work?
All those numbers you have to carry.

lol !!!!!

no point. 

i'm gonna send you a year's supply of coffee.

lol !!

no decaf. 

lol !!

Hey UPT, Paul said his hair hurts..... You still have hair, Paul ???? ha ha ha .just kidding Paul !

hahahha!!

i know. i laughed too just thinking about hair hurting.

lol !!!

hey Gamms and Paul.  i got a coffee joke for Paul  
hold on.

one morning a little boy proudly surprised his grandmother
with a cup of coffee he had made himself.  he anxiously
waited to hear the verdict on the quality of the coffee.  The
grandmother had never in her life had such a bad cup of coffee, and as she forced
down the last sip, she noticed  three of those little green army men in the bottom
of the cup.
She asked.  Honey, why would three little green army guys be in the bottom of my cup?
Her grandson replied, You know, Grammy, it's just like on television.  The best part of
waking up is soldiers in your cup.

TOO FUNNY, keep it coming guys...

ok Gamms!!

:-)