My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. -Socrates

Texas Humor ?@TexasHumor

This is the number one reason I don't stop and ask for directions while driving through rural Texas:

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"Hey let's have 35 checkout lines and only open 3 of them." -Wal Mart

Need a big boat? I Noah guy.

We don't have cold weather in Texas. We have hot and less hot.

Just because you live in Texas doesn't mean you're Texan. You ain't Texan till you Howdy and Y'all

Texas: where you can get rained on and sunburned at the same time.

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lol @   Need a big boat? I Noah guy.

funny stuff !!

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I'll be a millionaire once I'm done making this device that lets you punch people in the face over the Internet

LOL

I hate it when you take a bite out of a burger & everything on the inside falls out.

Has anyone else noticed that Miley Cyrus looks a lot like Hannah Montana?