If you don’t do stupid things while you’re young, you’ll have nothing to smile about when you’re old.

T'aint that da truth!

 

I showed these to my grandkids....they loved them!!!!

George W. Bush ?@PresGeorge_W

I hate when I go to sleep and forget to turn my swagger off.

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. -Socrates

Texas Humor ?@TexasHumor

This is the number one reason I don't stop and ask for directions while driving through rural Texas:

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"Hey let's have 35 checkout lines and only open 3 of them." -Wal Mart

Need a big boat? I Noah guy.

We don't have cold weather in Texas. We have hot and less hot.

Just because you live in Texas doesn't mean you're Texan. You ain't Texan till you Howdy and Y'all

Texas: where you can get rained on and sunburned at the same time.

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lol @   Need a big boat? I Noah guy.

funny stuff !!

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