URGENT MESSAGE: TO MAMMA TIGER !!
DEAR MAMMA; . . . TIGER IS OUT OF CONTROL ( LOL ).
While you were babysitting the Cubs; Tiger was spotted in Abu Dhabi
(by our EYE on the street),wearing that (crazy) white belt in public.
If that wasn’t scary enough (LOL); I couldn’t believe my EYE, when Tiger stepped onto the Tee yesterday wearing those matching white polo shoes; and topped that off with the wild and crazy “teched-out” (neon green) cyber shirt!
I think it’s a conspiracy; Tiger waited until his plane landed (on another continent); before slapping us down, with that little trilogy. We need your help; The Masters (at Augusta National) is only weeks away.
Please don’t make us beg . . .
Sincerely yours,
eyeofthetiger