Wht r chances of green jacket like u & a playr like me getn together?1in10? more like 1in a million.So u r sayin there's a chance I hear ya!
Michael Phelps ? @MichaelPhelps
Congrats to @TigerWoods ... Was fun watching him and @Graeme_McDowell today... Can't wait to play golf again!!!
In NYC for the Donald tomorrow and the Early Show Wednesday. My cabbie is pungent, suicidal, and his ride has NO shocks. I love this town.
David Feherty ? @Fehertwit
Holy #rap! My cabbie's doing 60 on 53rd. I think I just pooped a niblet, but it's hard to tell, as it hasn't altered the smell in the cab.
Paul,
I'm laughing right now and it felt good....
Thanks a $$$$$$$$$,
2005
Cuba's government plans to build 13 new golf courses by 2020. So... um, no reason for anybody to ever defect anymore, right?
Just heard the Hank Haney interview on @dpshow. First reaction: Somebody get me a Popsicle.
WooHoo!!!! Made a HIO today in the pro am and won a year supply of Oreo's. Anyone want some?
Win McMurry ? @WinMcMurryGC
According 2 @dpshow: Trautwig (MSG) & Coachman (ESPN) both said bulging di*k on-air last night re.
Should I buy Hank Haney book? To buy makes me a hypocrite but likely a juicy read. Conclusion - give it a big miss for now.
Liselotte Neumann announced as Europe's Solheim Cup captain.
U.S. captain Meg Mallon counters with best Seinfeld impersonation: "NEUMANN!"