An awkward moment is when your Internet is down and you're forced to do something productive with your life.

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells 'Theirs...'

 

 

A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to Dr. Taylor for a new set of dentures in the morning.

His friend remarked that he had gone to the same dentist a few years before. "Is that so?" the first said. "Did he do a good job?"

"Well, I was on the course yesterday when the fellow on the ninth hole hooked a shot," he said.

"The ball most have been going 200 mph when it hit me in the stomach.

That," he added, "was the first time in two years my teeth didn't hurt."

The golfer had lost his ball and was a little annoyed with his caddy. "Why didn't you watch where it went" he asked.

"Well sir," said the boy, "it don't usually go anywhere, so when you did hit the ball, it sort of caught me by surprise!"

lol !!!

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Robert goes golfing every Saturday. One Saturday, he comes home three hours late. His wife asks him, "What took you so long?"

The guy says, "That was the worst game of golf I've ever had. We got up to the first tee, and Charlie hit a hole-in-one and immediately dropped dead of a heart attack."

The guy's wife says, "That's terrible!"

The guy says, "I know. Then, for the rest of the game, it was hit the ball, drag Charlie, hit the ball, drag Charlie, hit the ball, drag Charlie. . ."

This is one of my all-time favorite golf jokes!!!! LOLOLOL

a man is locked in a room with no way to get out.  inb the room there is a piano, a baseball bat, a saw, and a table.  houw could he get out?

he could take a key from the piano and unlock the door.
he could take the bat and get three strikes.  then he'd be out.
he could take the saaw and cut ehe table in two.  then, by putting the two halves together, he would havbe a "hole" and he could get out that way. 
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what gets wetter and wetter as it dries?   
a towel.

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