I need these!!!! We have a Tuesday evening ladies golf group called 9 and Wine. I don't drink wine but I do like my Corona Light. i keep teasing them that I am going to start a splinter group and call it Fear and Beer. So these coosies (sp) would go right along with my idea!

 

LOL !!!  @  bagpipes!!


also.   this quote  is so true:

 

  

OMG !!!  LOL !!!

 

  

The best things in life are free, like refills on chips and salsa.

An awkward moment is when your Internet is down and you're forced to do something productive with your life.

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells 'Theirs...'

 

 

A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to Dr. Taylor for a new set of dentures in the morning.

His friend remarked that he had gone to the same dentist a few years before. "Is that so?" the first said. "Did he do a good job?"

"Well, I was on the course yesterday when the fellow on the ninth hole hooked a shot," he said.

"The ball most have been going 200 mph when it hit me in the stomach.

That," he added, "was the first time in two years my teeth didn't hurt."