HEY FOREST (GUMP),

If you only had a brain . . . you would realize that I thought your joke (about Tiger being a troll) was really funny.  I laughed out loud (LOL), and said you were the winner for the funniest joke this week.  Unfortunately, you misunderstood my message, and continue to make a complete fool of yourself.

I suggest you re-read my original response to you; and perhaps (this time) you will understand. 

By the way, the last sentence in your email to me doesn't require a comma ; and secondly, you haven't been here long enough to understand me, or any other Tiger fan.

Logic suggests you should simply shut up, and observe.