Heading home now and I can't stop smiling. Thanks to Otown fans and everyone watching for all the love. Get well soon, Arnie.
Wht r chances of green jacket like u & a
playr like me getn together?1in10? more like 1in a million.So u r sayin
there's a chance I hear ya!
Congrats to @TigerWoods ... Was fun watching him and @Graeme_McDowell today... Can't wait to play golf again!!!
In NYC for the Donald tomorrow and the
Early Show Wednesday. My cabbie is pungent, suicidal, and his ride has
NO shocks. I love this town.
Holy #rap! My cabbie's doing 60 on 53rd. I
think I just pooped a niblet, but it's hard to tell, as it hasn't
altered the smell in the cab.
I'm laughing right now and it felt good....
Thanks a $$$$$$$$$,
Cuba's government plans to build 13 new golf courses by 2020. So... um, no reason for anybody to ever defect anymore, right?
Just heard the Hank Haney interview on @dpshow. First reaction: Somebody get me a Popsicle.
WooHoo!!!! Made a HIO today in the pro am and won a year supply of Oreo's. Anyone want some?
According 2 @dpshow: Trautwig (MSG) & Coachman (ESPN) both said bulging di*k on-air last night re.
Should I buy Hank Haney book? To buy makes me a hypocrite but likely a juicy read. Conclusion - give it a big miss for now.
Liselotte Neumann announced as Europe's
Solheim Cup captain.
U.S. captain Meg Mallon counters with best Seinfeld
Just had 30-minute phone conversation with
Rocco Mediate. Actually, I listened for the last 29:45. My fault,
though. I asked him a question.
Ultimate relaxation... Good meal - couch - glass of wine
Bud Cauley leads Shell Houston Open early after birdie-birdie start. Just 70 more and that would be a record or something.
Davis Love III
Diesel for my pickup 4.29, wonder what it is at dock, happy I don't have a boat with 1200 gal tank now!
Carl Pettersson is Shell Houston Open
clubhouse leader. Nickname is Swedish Redneck, which is only marginally
better than Reddish Swedneck.
Discovered today that balls don't always bounce back off camera towers to 6 feet. Try 30 yards right angles into the aqua.
Curtis Strange just said: "Not one time
under Hank Haney did he hit it as well as he did [last week at Bay
Hill}." Same old Curtis.
Lindsay Lohan finally released from formal probatio...I just got run over by Lindsay Lohan.
The Golf Channel interviewer shying away
from the question we all want him to ask Tiger - "Can I have a
popsicle"? Quite remarkable.