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  • 3/25/12

Heading home now and I can't stop smiling. Thanks to Otown fans and everyone watching for all the love. Get well soon, Arnie.

  • 3/25/12
woot!
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  • 3/25/12

Wht r chances of green jacket like u & a playr like me getn together?1in10? more like 1in a million.So u r sayin there's a chance I hear ya!


Congrats to ... Was fun watching him and today... Can't wait to play golf again!!!


Edited 3/25/12   by  Paul_Sr
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  • 3/26/12

In NYC for the Donald tomorrow and the Early Show Wednesday. My cabbie is pungent, suicidal, and his ride has NO shocks. I love this town.


Holy #rap! My cabbie's doing 60 on 53rd. I think I just pooped a niblet, but it's hard to tell, as it hasn't altered the smell in the cab.




Edited 3/26/12   by  Paul_Sr
  • 3/26/12

Paul,

I'm laughing right now and it felt good....

Thanks a $$$$$$$$$,

2005

  • 3/26/12
Once in awhile a good one shows up.

Happy you got a laugh
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  • 3/27/12

Cuba's government plans to build 13 new golf courses by 2020. So... um, no reason for anybody to ever defect anymore, right?



  • 3/27/12

Just heard the Hank Haney interview on . First reaction: Somebody get me a Popsicle.

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  • 3/27/12

WooHoo!!!! Made a HIO today in the pro am and won a year supply of Oreo's. Anyone want some?


According 2 : Trautwig (MSG) & Coachman (ESPN) both said bulging di*k on-air last night re.


Edited 3/27/12   by  Paul_Sr
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  • 3/27/12

Should I buy Hank Haney book? To buy makes me a hypocrite but likely a juicy read. Conclusion - give it a big miss for now.

  • 3/28/12

Liselotte Neumann announced as Europe's Solheim Cup captain.

U.S. captain Meg Mallon counters with best Seinfeld impersonation: "NEUMANN!"

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  • 3/28/12

Just had 30-minute phone conversation with Rocco Mediate. Actually, I listened for the last 29:45. My fault, though. I asked him a question.


Ultimate relaxation... Good meal - couch - glass of wine




Edited 3/28/12   by  Paul_Sr
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  • 3/29/12

Bud Cauley leads Shell Houston Open early after birdie-birdie start. Just 70 more and that would be a record or something.


Diesel for my pickup 4.29, wonder what it is at dock, happy I don't have a boat with 1200 gal tank now!


Carl Pettersson is Shell Houston Open clubhouse leader. Nickname is Swedish Redneck, which is only marginally better than Reddish Swedneck.




Edited 3/29/12   by  Paul_Sr
Edited 3/29/12   by  Paul_Sr
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  • 3/29/12

Discovered today that balls don't always bounce back off camera towers to 6 feet. Try 30 yards right angles into the aqua.

  • 3/29/12

Curtis Strange just said: "Not one time under Hank Haney did he hit it as well as he did [last week at Bay Hill}." Same old Curtis.

  • 3/29/12

Lindsay Lohan finally released from formal probatio...I just got run over by Lindsay Lohan.

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I see you are having as much fun as I am with this thread. Keep it up. I love your green jacket .
  • 3/29/12
Can find some funny one's sometimes. Most just so so.
  • 3/29/12

The Golf Channel interviewer shying away from the question we all want him to ask Tiger - "Can I have a popsicle"? Quite remarkable.