shenlee.

:-)

hi db.  :-)

thank you.

and i also love the pics and the

tweets too.  and love the quotes

as well.

:-)

         

 

These are absolutely great!!!!!  All I can say is you have an awful lot of spare time on your hands!!!!!!!  LOL!!!!  While I'm here slaving away!!!!

Did enough years slaving away for the man.

Now slaving for the forum laughs.

LOL

Thanks Paul. These are great. I am now even laughing in my sleep.

OMG!!  @  didn't you read my tweets!!!

lol !!!

i hope we as a society never get reduced to that.

lol !!!

funny!!!

:-)

     


  

Sick Leave

I urgently needed a few days off work, but,
I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.

I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy' then
he would tell me to take a few days off.

So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.

My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.

I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb
so that the Boss might think I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office
and asked, 'What in the name of good GOD are you doing?'

I told him I was a light bulb.

He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.'
Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.'

I jumped down and walked out of the office...

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me,
the Boss asked her, '..And where do you think you're going?!'
 (You're gonna lovethis....)


 She said, 'I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark.