A foursome of ladies came back after a round of golf. At the 19th hole in the Clubhouse, the Pro, Ross, politely asked them, 'How did your game go?'
The first said she had a good round with 25 riders. The second said she did OK with 16 riders. The third said not too bad since I had 10 riders. The fourth was disappointed and said that she played badly with only two riders.
Ross was confounded by this term "rider" but not wanting to show his ignorance just smiled and wish them better golf the next time.
He then approached Jimmy, the bartender, and asked, 'Hey, Jimmy, can you tell me what does this term "riders" mean?'
Jimmy smiled as he explained to Ross that a "rider" is when you have hit a shot long enough to take a ride on a golf cart.
Maria and Stephanie were selected to play together as partners in the Cams Hall Club tournament and met on the putting green for the first time. After introductions, Maria asked, 'What's your handicap?'
'Oh, I'm a scratch golfer,' Stephanie replied.
'Really!' exclaimed Maria, suitably impressed that she had been paired with Stephanie.
'Yes, I write down all my good scores and scratch out the bad ones,' responded Stephanie with a smile.