hey Piny. 

thanks, bud.

but i am getting them from my clean joke book.

i love great jokes and riddles.  

:-)

heres another one yall

a new bride cooked her first meal for her husband.
my mother taught me to cook and i can cook two
things well -- apple pie and meatloaf.
the husband took a bite of his supper and asked,
and which one is this?

another one

when the mother returned from the grocery store her small son pulled out the box of animal crackers
he had begged for.   then he spead the animal - shaped crackers all over the counter.
what are you doing? his mom asked.
the box says you can't eat them if the seal is broken, the boy replied.  i'm looking for the seal.

LOL ,UPT !!!

Oh I bet you are bald----LOL.

butt jiggle,  waving goodbye

lol!!!!

rolling..............

LOL, I'll second that!!

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep.

Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: “Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see.”

Watson replied: “I see millions and millions of stars.”

Holmes said: “and what do you deduce from that?”

Watson replied: “Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like earth out there. And if there are a few planets like earth out there, there might also be life.”

And Holmes said: “Watson, you facklecracker, it means that somebody stole our tent.”