two brothers shawn and curt went fishing.  every time shawn threw his hook in he caught a fish, but
curt didn't have the same success
by the end of the day shawn had caught twelve fish but curt had caught nothing.
the next day, curt woke up very early in the morning, dressed in shawn's clothes, and carried shawn's rod.  he went to the river and sat where shawn normally sat.  he threw the hook in anb waited.
darkness cleared and the sun rose.  after about two hours of waiting  a  fish popped out and asked him,
Where's shawn.  

LOL LOL..., too funny... I'm on the floor!!!

hey Piny. 

thanks, bud.

but i am getting them from my clean joke book.

i love great jokes and riddles.  

:-)

heres another one yall

a new bride cooked her first meal for her husband.
my mother taught me to cook and i can cook two
things well -- apple pie and meatloaf.
the husband took a bite of his supper and asked,
and which one is this?

another one

when the mother returned from the grocery store her small son pulled out the box of animal crackers
he had begged for.   then he spead the animal - shaped crackers all over the counter.
what are you doing? his mom asked.
the box says you can't eat them if the seal is broken, the boy replied.  i'm looking for the seal.

LOL ,UPT !!!

Oh I bet you are bald----LOL.

butt jiggle,  waving goodbye

lol!!!!

rolling..............