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  • 4/17/12
lol @  Eat here and get gas!!!

LOL !!!!

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OMG

stool samples  lol !!!

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love that crazy clock!!!

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Eye,

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  • 4/17/12
lol @  the guy behind me can't see.

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  • 4/17/12
a man and his wife rushed into a dentist's office.
the wife said, i want a tooth pulled.  i don't want
any gas, or numbing cream because i'm in a tgerrible hurry.
just pull the tooth as quickly as possible.
you certainly are a brave woman said the dentist.  now show me which tooth
it is.
the wife turned to her husband and said, open your mouth and show the
dentisty which tooth it is, dear.  



 the students in a second grade class were asking
their teacher about her newly pierced ears.
does the hole go all the way through.
yes.
did it hurt.
just a little.
did they use a needle.
no. they used a special gun.
silence followed, and tehn one solemn voice quietly
asked, how far away did they stand.



a man went to his doctor.   when the dotor entered
the examination room, the man cried, my hair is falling
out.  can you give me somethng to keep it in.
of course said the doctor reassuringly, and he handed the man a small box. 
will this be big enough.



Daniel Webster was far from home when night came.
Making his way thru the darkness, he came upon
a farmhouse and knocked on the door. afer several minutes, the farmer
opened the upstairs window and asked, what do you want.
i wish to spend the night here, replied webster.
fine. spend the night there, said the farmer and he closed the window.



a frustrated father vented, when i was a teenager
and got in trouble, i was sent to my room without any supper.
but my son has his own color television, telephone, computer and
CD player in his room.
so wht do you do to him asked his friend.
i send him to room, exclaimed the father.

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Edited 4/17/12   by  underpartoday
  • 4/17/12

Near the end of a particularly trying round of golf, during which the golfer had hit numerous fat shots, he said in frustration to his caddy,

"I'd move heaven and earth to break a hundred on this course."

"Try heaven," said the caddy. "You've already moved most of the earth."





  • 4/17/12
lol !!

sounds like he moved quite a bit of earth that day!!!

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  • 4/17/12
What a great thread. These jokes are priceless.