I know...you don't want to hear from me, but I would like to set one thing straight. I do indeed play golf, and I'll wager that I know as much or more about the game than you do. In fact, my wife could tell you that I play way too much golf. And I make my living from golf.
Those statistics that you don't care about are not mine. They're the PGA Tour's. I'm sorry that they don't coincide with yours...