Rory McIlroy practically sprinted up the stairway to clubhouse after his round, 2 steps at a time. Couldn't get off course fast enough.
@Graeme_McDowell on playing US Opens: "You got to play Jim Furyk golf." Furyk's reaction? "I'm flattered."
Tiger Woods just carded three straight bogeys. In bowling, that's called a turkey. In golf, that should be called ... a turkey.
Nicolas Colsaerts is tied for fifth and averaging 346.5 yards off the tee. At that rate, they don’t laser his drives. They use Mapquest.
Tiger tied for the lead, Phil scrambles to make cut. Wonder how Lefty feels about that pairing now?