Galileo: Great mind. Einstein: Genius mind. Newton: Extraordinary mind. Bill Gates: Brilliant mind. Me: Never mind.

My chuckle for the day!!!!!!   LOL

Domino's Pizza: Now made with real cheese!
Me: What the h  did you use before!?

3 apples changed the world: the one that Eve ate, the one that fell on Newton’s head, and the one that Steve Jobs built..

An annoying moment is when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you're watching.

AMEN!!!

or the golf analyst is so full of themself you forget who they're talking about?????

LOL

When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

"LET THE HUNGER GAMES BEGIN!" "Grandma please, this is just a children's Easter egg hunt..."

777 Great Clean Jokes by Jennifer Hahn:
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what did the bald man say when he received a comb for his birthday?
thank you very much.   i'll never part with it.
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what is the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
i don't know and i don't care one way or the other.
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why is it that you always find what you're looking for in the last place you look?
you stop looking for it after you find it.
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what can you not see, even though it is always before you?
the future.
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