Luv your jokes, Underpartoday!!!! Great topic.
Here is a golf joke:
Man: I wonder if there is golf in heaven. Think I'll ask God.
Man: God, is there golf in heaven?
God: The good news is, yes there is golf in heaven.
Man: What's the bad news?
God: You have a 9:00AM tee time tomorrow.
I'LL DEFINATELT THINK ABOUT YOUR JOKE
IF MY TEETIME IS 9:AM
I'LL CANCEL IT. LOL