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funny!!!

lol !!!

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TIGER WOODS IS THE BEST!

two old timers were chatting at a restaurant.  one said.  hey, Max.  isn't this your 50th
anniversary?
Max replied.  yep.
well, his friend inquired..  what are you planning on doing?
Max replied.  well, i remember taking my wife to Arizona on our 25th anniversary.
Hmmm.  the friend said.  you'll have to do something special for your 5oth.  what are you
going to do?
i guess, Max answer, i'll go back to pick her up.


 a mountaineer and his son went to the cirty for the first time.  in one of the buildings, the man saw a set of
doors open, an old woman enter, and the the doors close.   soon the doors opened again, and a young woman stepped out.
the man turned to his son and and said, you stay here.  i'm going for your mother to  run her thru that machine.

a man is walking from the lake carrying two fish in a bucket.   he is approached by the game warden, who asks to see his fishing license. 
the fisherman says to the wareden   i did not catch these fish.  they are my pets.  everyday i come down to thee water and whislte, and these fish jump out, and i take them around to see the sights, only to return them at the end of the day.

the warden not believing a wrord of it, reminds him that it is illegal to fish without a license.  the fisherman turns to the warden and says  if you don't believe me, then just watch.   he throws the fish into the water. 

the warden says, now whistle to your fish and show me that they will come out of the water.

what fish?  asks the fisherman.  

lizzie:  mommy, zach broke my baby doll
mommy:  i'm sorry, sweetheart.   how did it happen?
lizzie:  i hit him over the head with it.

lol !!!!

Sr.   where do you find these pics?

funny stuff!

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TIGER WOODS IS THE BEST!

Thanks guys, I know your trying to keep my spirit up!

Like the fish, I wish I could quit

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