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  • 4/10/12
Hey UPT, Paul said his hair hurts..... You still have hair, Paul ???? ha ha ha .just kidding Paul !
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hahahha!!

i know. i laughed too just thinking about hair hurting.

lol !!!

hey Gamms and Paul.  i got a coffee joke for Paul  
hold on.


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one morning a little boy proudly surprised his grandmother
with a cup of coffee he had made himself.  he anxiously
waited to hear the verdict on the quality of the coffee.  The
grandmother had never in her life had such a bad cup of coffee, and as she forced
down the last sip, she noticed  three of those little green army men in the bottom
of the cup.
She asked.  Honey, why would three little green army guys be in the bottom of my cup?
Her grandson replied, You know, Grammy, it's just like on television.  The best part of
waking up is soldiers in your cup.
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TOO FUNNY, keep it coming guys...
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ok Gamms!!

:-)
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upt you are brilliant!

and funny too:):)

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  • 4/10/12
Paul must have gone to check on his hair????? Hair still hurts, Paul???
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  • 4/10/12
two brothers shawn and curt went fishing.  every time shawn threw his hook in he caught a fish, but
curt didn't have the same success
by the end of the day shawn had caught twelve fish but curt had caught nothing.
the next day, curt woke up very early in the morning, dressed in shawn's clothes, and carried shawn's rod.  he went to the river and sat where shawn normally sat.  he threw the hook in anb waited.
darkness cleared and the sun rose.  after about two hours of waiting  a  fish popped out and asked him,
Where's shawn.  
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LOL LOL..., too funny... I'm on the floor!!!