why did the singing mime lose his job?

all he knew were instrumentals.

why do caddies carry clubs?

because bars are too heavy.

what are round, white, and come by the dozen?

12 powdered donuts. did you think i was going to say golf balls?

I'm so bad at telling jokes it's not even funny.

that's ok paul, you don't want people laughing at you all the time.

What and ruin a life time of fun ?

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I used to be afraid of purchasing residential property for the purpose of renting, but now I have an apartment complex.

( pun intended )

why did the musician get fired from his nightclub act in the hotel?

he couldn't fit his piano in the elevator.

The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.

"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked,

>>>>>>>"Where did you get that?"

The pig replied,

>>>>>>>"I won her in a raffle!"

did you hear about the professional golfer that was sponsored by pizza hut?

they paid him by the slice.