why did the singing mime lose his job?
all he knew were instrumentals.
why do caddies carry clubs?
because bars are too heavy.
what are round, white, and come by the dozen?
12 powdered donuts. did you think i was going to say golf balls?
why did the musician get fired from his nightclub act in the hotel?
he couldn't fit his piano in the elevator.
The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces
"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"
A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As
she passed the bus stop, someone asked,
>>>>>>>"Where did you get that?"
did you hear about the professional golfer that was sponsored by pizza hut?
they paid him by the slice.