US Women's Soccer = Gold Medal. US Men's Soccer = Goldfish crackers and a juice box for "trying"

Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

Poor Jamaican women. They have the world's fastest men. How are they ever going to catch one?

LOL @ 3yrs resisting a rest.....

Sound like my 3 yrs grand son , when I told him , he needs  to take nap " he said why? I'm not crabby".

When asked , how old he is,  he said " I'm 3, I'll be 4 in a minute...."..

yea, but tell them the back story...

he couldn't fall asleep because another three-year-old pushed him over on the playground. he was charged with a fell on knee.

why did the singing mime lose his job?

all he knew were instrumentals.

why do caddies carry clubs?

because bars are too heavy.

what are round, white, and come by the dozen?

12 powdered donuts. did you think i was going to say golf balls?

I'm so bad at telling jokes it's not even funny.

that's ok paul, you don't want people laughing at you all the time.