After taking the elevator to the top floor I felt very up-lifted.

My favorite drinking game is making it through the day.

What's in a name?
 
        Do you remember the famous Olympic skier Picabo Street (pronounced Pee-Ka-Boo) Well, Picabo is not just an athlete.
She is now a nurse currently working at an Intensive Care Unit of a large metropolitan hospital.
She is not permitted to answer the hospital telephones any longer.
It caused too much confusion when she would answer the phone and say, Picabo, I.C.U.
 
              A good clean joke is hard to find these days - pass it on!
 
              (Admit it .. you're smiling)  :-)

Badminton and ping pong are an Olympic event? Anything you can play drunk shouldn't be an Olympic sport!

Good one, and yes I'm smiling. And your next one after this was good too.

I think we are in the same time zone. 5:30 am is going to come really fast for Tiger coverage, plus live Olympic coverage will be on at the same time in Canada. I certainly will be napping by noon.

A hawk sat atop a church because it was a bird of pray.

I was going to make a playlist on my iPod, but I just decided to hit shuffle and play it by ear.

The inventor of the doorbell did not own a chihuahua.