Son:  Great news, Dad!
Dad:  What's the great news
Son:  You don't have to buy me any new books next year. 
I'm taking all the same courses again.

Science Teacher:  what is the differnce between electricity and lightning?
Student:  we don't have to pay for lightning.

I'm reading an incredibly interersting book about antigravity.   I just can't put it down.

Riddles.  Guess the answers:

What is the longest word in the English language?

What word starts with E and has only one letter in it?

What makes math such hard work?

Funny, thanks

yours is funny too.,



can you guess the riddles.

:-)

Nope, makes my hair hurt thinking about it.

You guys are too funny!!!

lol !!!

@  hair hurt!!!

funny.

ok     i will give you the answers but here is another joke first.

A mother said, Son its time to get up and go to school
Mom, her son replied.  nobody at school likes me  -- the students dont, the teachers dont,
the bus drivers don't   and  i don't want to go to school
His mom firmly said.  Son, you must go to school.  You are healthy, you have a lot to learn, and
you are a leader  and besides .......   you are the principal.

hey Gamms. 

:-)

What is the longest word in the English language?
Smiles.  there's a mile between each of the S's.

What word starts with E and has only one letter in it?
Envelope.

What makes math such hard work?
All those numbers you have to carry.

lol !!!!!

no point. 

i'm gonna send you a year's supply of coffee.

lol !!

no decaf. 

lol !!