A five year old was in school and when ask what his favorite Animal was he said "Fried Chicken". The teacher told him that wasn't funny but Billy knew that wasn't true, because the whole class was laughing. So the teacher sent him to the principles office and he laughed too, and Billy said "My parents told me to tell the truth" the principle told him to never do that again. ...... the next day Billy's teacher ask what their favorite 'Live animal was, and Billy said "Chicken". the Teacher ask 'why, he said "because we can make Fried Chicken out of them. The Teacher said that wasn't funny and sent him back to the principles office. The principle laughed again, and Billy told him "My parents taught me to tell the truth" and the principle told him 'Never do that again.
The next day the teacher ask Who is your favorite person? Billy said 'Colonel Sanders'...Guess where he is right now?
Poor little Billy just can't win by telling the truth!!