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  • 7/29/12
When asked by a passenger how high he would get, the pilot replied,'I don't do drugs.'
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Not my dog, but funny anyway!

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  • 7/29/12
I tried wrapping Christmas presents, but I didn't have the gift.
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  • 7/30/12
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
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  • 7/30/12
When my friends don't automatically text me back, I assume they're dead before I assume they don't want to text me back.

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Coffee and Cheetos, the best thing to get you through a 14 hour day.

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  • 7/31/12
I often wonder with swimming so many events if Phelps ever dives in the pool and thinks “oh ### what stroke”?
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What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
  • 7/31/12
My 3 yrs grandson said to me " Grammy , my sister" said we lived in America", but we don't , we lived in  Cross Plains( that the name of the town they lived in)...LOL...