lol !!!

and what about the salad.

:-)

upside down biker is hilarious !!!

:-)

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Finally----golf rules with ME in mind---LOL.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

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cute !!!

:-)

We had a family tree but someone chopped it down and built a bar with it.

first man -  i caught a 250 pound marlin the other day
second man - that's nothing. i was fishing and hooked a lamp
from an old spanish ship.  in fact, the light was still lit.
first man -  if you will blow out the light, i will take 200 pounds
off the marlin. 

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did u hear about the spinster who could not see too well.   in order to hide her failing eyesight
from her intended, she stuck a pin in  a tree.  the next day, while walking in the forest with him,
she pointed to the tree, some hundred yards distant, and said, isn't that a pin sticking in that
tree.  and as she ran to retrieve it, she tripped over a cow.
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