Little Peter, Little Peter how do you feel now?

St. Phil has abandoned you and how!

The firehouse was supposed to have a bar

With no lines and perfect grass and be brick.

What did you get? A stadium on par

With a tinkertoy with plastic turf and permanent lines that can’t be tricked.

But you did get no swearing, no beer and no offense

But that’s OK. Put your best face on it you two faced fool

to the Naper crowds that stay away behind their fences.

‘cause St. Phil has made you look like a tool.

Playing in front of the locals

The kids asking who’s playing

While asking for a cola

And Dad - "Beats me!" he replies by saying.

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THE WHOLE WORLD IS WATCHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!