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From: starman_uk  23-Oct 19:32 
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Anyone know where to find the banners for things like Xmas, Halloween, New Year, Easter, etc
 
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From: kad2701  25-Oct 07:51 
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Re: "Anyone know where to find the banners for things like Xmas, Halloween, New Year, Easter, etc.?"

 

YES,

 

* The Christmas Elves in Santa's workshop have swine flu and have not been able to fulfil their duties.

 

* Halloween banners like most things Magical don't really exist!

 

* New Year banners like the New Year will probably be cancelled due to lack of interest.

 

* The Easter Bunny was killed in 'Road Safety advert' (apparently an accident)

 

Hope the above info. is useful.

 

 

Merry Christmas

Keith :-)

 
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From: Mr. Frj Walden  27-Oct 04:25 
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Keith you miserble b****r!

I will try and cheer you up by using your site and links  when I buy my next satnav, can you remind me what it is please.

amazons new £7 cap has worked out well for me as I switched all my links for expensive items to another program and have done better, mainly using Amazon for lower price items now so it is most definatly their loss, Fred

 
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From: kad2701  28-Oct 13:18 
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Re: "Keith you miserable b****r!"

 

According to an email that I recently received from a religious group you are being far to kind ;-)

 

Even tho' it is slightly off the Banner Topic I would however like to take this opportunity to mention that the Tooth Fairy is no longer able to carry out her work as she has unfortunately succumbed to Mercury poisoning and it has also been reported in the North-Pole Gazette that a large fat old geezer dressed in a red costume has been arrested on several charges of suspicious activity.

 

Re: Satnav & Link

Hmm,......it will probably take more than one Satnav to make me less grumpy ;-)

 

Regards,

Keith

 

PS. I did however find your comments about switching links interesting.

 
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